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A Dog's World...

Starring: Sugar Bear And Friends

Doggy Property Laws

1. If I like it, it is mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks like it's mine, it is mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it is broken, it's yours.

tip: avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

When a dog is drowning, everyone offers her a drink.

Sugar Bear

Beware of a silent dog and still water

Dogs don't roll their eyes when you insist dogs today have it easier

You know you're a dog person when...You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
Sugar Bear

You know you're a dog person when...You refer to yourself as Mommy and Daddy.

Dottie

How Dogs are better than Men: Dogs are easy to buy for.........You know you're a dog person when: your dog has more and better toys than you do.

Something to ponder...

The dog house is no place to keep sausage.

Libby Lou

Every dog has her day and every woman has her hour

You know you're a dog person when...

You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

Jasmin

Things we can learn from a dog:

Thrive on attention and let people touch you

Dogs never grow too old to be kissed in front of their friends.

You know you're a dog person when...Your dog sleeps with you...

Charlie

And you put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable........

You know you're a dog person when...

You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog

Jazz & Bubbles

You know you're a dog person when...You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss

Jazzy

Dogs mean it when they kiss you...

You know you're a dog person when...You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.

Jazzy

You know you're a dog person when...You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.

Louie

You know you're a dog person when...You carry dog biscuits in your purse at all times.

You know you're a dog person when...You shovel a zig-zag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all her favorite spots.

Things you can learn from a dog: When you are happy, dance around and wiggle your entire body.

Tzuki

Run, romp, and play daily

Sugar Bear & Barbie

When it's in your best interest...practice obedience.

	Things we can learn from a dog: Be loyal
You know you're a dog person when...You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog
	Odie
The older a dog gets, the more they like you.	Things we can learn from a dog: When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.